When the shit goes down

Just don’t give a shit

When the shit goes flying

Or when the shit hits the fan

Don’t go bat shit crazy just hide inside a van

When someone gives you a load of shit

Don’t bust a gut, instead make the most of it

And when you are full of shit

Everyone else will know it

So you had better go and take a shit

Otherwise you’ll end up taking a lot of shit.

Finally, whatever the weather

Always, keep your shit together

Otherwise you’ll reach the end of your tether.